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Woman Claims She Had Best Sex Ever With a Limp-Dicked Man, Who Knew Just How to Please Her

April 12, 2016 by sexartbymister Leave a Comment

a soft weenie was actually just what she needed to have the best sex of her life! Posting in /r/TwoXChromosomes, a user named no_boner_love (damn, it must have been good) described a recent hookup with a dude she met at a bar. “He couldn’t get it up …

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